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Tap jumps. Air tap splits
SPLIT
Air tap splits. Bot backs you up
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Yarn boosts x and splits
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Rods are safe platforms
DON’T
SAY CAT!
Right now, in a galaxy very, very near...
Meet Schrodi.
The smallest hero in the wrong universe.
Quantum isolation system active.
Microphone access denied for your safety.
Naming the subject aloud counts as an observation.
Observation causes lethal wavefunction collapse.
> Rule #1: Don’t Say Cat.
How to Play
Outrun the singularity. The black hole grows, pulls harder, slows time near the horizon, and turns risk into a bigger score multiplier.
- Run Start the chase and keep moving.
- Jump Clear craters and land on rods.
- Split Use your bot branch when a jump goes wrong.
Mobile
- RUN starts the game.
- Tap anywhere to jump.
- Tap while airborne to split, when SPLIT is ready.
Desktop
- RUN starts the game.
- Space or click to jump.
- Space or click in air to split, if charged.
Survival Tools
- Yarn
- Boosts your multiplier. Every 3 yarn earns one split charge.
- Multiplier
- Staying close to danger scores faster. Yarn and clean split survival push it higher.
- Split
- A transparent bot branch runs with you. If your branch dies, the bot can save the run.
- Time Dilation
- The closer Schrodi gets to the horizon, the more time slows down.
- Boxes
- Turn Schrodi transparent and phase through danger until the exit is clear.
- Rods
- Safe platforms. Land on them to chain jumps and survive longer.
- Near Miss
- Tight crater jumps pay bonus points. Risk helps, panic does not.
- Black Hole
- It grows over time and when it eats obstacles. Falling behind ends the run.
- Pressure
- The run speeds up and obstacle gaps tighten as distance climbs.
Privacy
Last updated: June 14, 2026
- DON’T SAY CAT! does not ask for microphone, camera, or location access.
- Your best score and dismissed tutorial hints are stored locally in your browser. They stay on your device unless you clear your browser data.
- The photosensitivity acknowledgement is stored in localStorage under dsc_photosensitivity_ack.
- Cookie Consent by TermsFeed stores your cookie preferences in consent cookies and does not require an account or API key.
- The game loads Vercel Web Analytics only after Tracking consent in Cookie Settings. It is used for site performance and gameplay improvement, not for voice recording.
- When you use the share buttons, the game prepares a WhatsApp share link or an Instagram-ready story image with your run stats. Nothing is posted unless you choose to send it.
- External links, including WhatsApp, Instagram and gianlucalazzarin.com, are governed by their own privacy policies.
For privacy questions, use the Contact link to reach Gianluca Lazzarin.